Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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