I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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