your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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