doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i think my cat just said my name.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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