Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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