My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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