how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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