Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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