Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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