On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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