no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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