he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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