when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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