I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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me + whiskey = a bad person
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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