How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
