The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
The air taste purple.
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