I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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