I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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