I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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