Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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