this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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