i barfeds in our rink
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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