that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You can't special order awesome
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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