I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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