do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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