Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Found the puke drawer
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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