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Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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wtf?

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She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom (724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you http://tfl.nu/71sh

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i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time

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(250): i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time http://tfl.nu/g1as

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this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way

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(847): this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way http://tfl.nu/rl6u

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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark

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(815): You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark http://tfl.nu/4we1

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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.

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(540): Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh. http://tfl.nu/suhk

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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.

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(413): Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang. http://tfl.nu/dwae

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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.

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(480): Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea. http://tfl.nu/itom

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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.

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(541): I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top. http://tfl.nu/w6ft

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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.

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(215): And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird. http://tfl.nu/shu7

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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her

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(206): Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her http://tfl.nu/6f57

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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later

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(215): shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later http://tfl.nu/zlh0

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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant

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(270): Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant http://tfl.nu/aglv

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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?

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(902): Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport? http://tfl.nu/84nt

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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame

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(419): Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame http://tfl.nu/yqn8

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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.

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(425): My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well. http://tfl.nu/o5pi

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