What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."