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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.

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  She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye

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• (718): View more from New York

  so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Should I hook up with a slut its your call

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  Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"

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  I feel so bad for your roommate

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.

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• (530): View more from California

  Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering

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