i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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