that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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