Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Randomize
