i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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