he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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