He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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