Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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