Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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