I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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