Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the condom got lost in my hair
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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