soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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