How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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