windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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