White coat. Heels.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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