Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
