there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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