Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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