What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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