You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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