wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize