I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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