Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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