Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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