what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
how drunk are you?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.