Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.