I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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