You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is Oprah even human
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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