But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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