She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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