Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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