So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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